I thought I heard a chainsaw revvin late last night 
I woke this morning and I knew I was right 

I got the cut-in-half blues 
The cut-in-half blues 
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw 
I got the cut-in-half blues 

I knew we were in trouble, I knew she lost her head 
When she started bringin' all those power tools to bed 

I got the cut-in-half blues 
The cut-in-half blues 
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw 
I got the cut-in-half blues 

I'm laying in my grave, all I do is grunt 
'Cause the undertaker got all mixed up and put my ass in the front 

I got the cut-in-half blues 
The cut-in-half blues 
Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw 
I got the cut-in-half blues