Today's uhh August 4th, 1982... I'm really bored 
and there was some dead animals that we played
with... there was a weed wacker... we stole two of them... 
a cop car was on fire... my friend Scott, 
he was running and he uhh slipped on a Twinkie... and 
his nose was covered with blood... the security 
helicopter shot a spotlight... somebody pulled their pants d...